Anna had this cat named Sammy.

He was an extremely fat grey and white cat. This cat was annoying as nutz too. He didn’t go anywhere; just sit at home.

He was an outside cat because if you let him in, he’d poo and pee everywhere. No joke. You could lock him in the kitty litter and he wouldn’t go till he got out… Then he’d poop on the ground. messed up. Did I mention he was REALLY FAT!?!?

So he basically lives in a dog house right outside our front door, and just sits there waiting for food. That’s his life… sitting waiting wishing for food.

Oh yea and did I mention that he would only poop within 10 feet of his food bowl… like right in front of the door and never bury it. You would have to keep your eyes out walking to the door cause there was always a new poop somewhere between the car and the front door… how annoying.

So what did I do? I called the animal control and had them come pick up this really fat stray cat that’s been hanging around for awhile.

MUHAHAHHAHAHA *enter evil music here*

The girl came over in like 2 minutes.

“Is this the cat?”
“Yea, that’s him.”
“He’s really fat.”

*hahahahah*

Now Sammy is up for adoption somewhere. so he can go poop everywhere else except in my house.

-ash